Wipnulltip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise otter.

Wipnulltip created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnulltip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wipnulltip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wipnulltip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wipnulltip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Wipnulltip loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shave your hands.