Armdadgesslan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-assured deer.

Armdadgesslan created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Armdadgesslan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Armdadgesslan, he will come to you in dreams.

Armdadgesslan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Armdadgesslan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never sing in the presence of turtles.