Nilsitnull is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless rat.

Nilsitnull created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nilsitnull, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nilsitnull, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nilsitnull's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nilsitnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never sit near moths.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.