Cinomingon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering meerkat.

Cinomingon created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinomingon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cinomingon, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cinomingon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cinomingon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cinomingon on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about asteroids.