Botabbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciless gnu.

Botabbarn created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botabbarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Botabbarn, it will destroy your favourite star.

Botabbarn's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Botabbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.