Godpignib is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous bee.

Godpignib created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godpignib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Godpignib, she will turn you into a plant.

Godpignib's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Godpignib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never write about amino acids.