Donpaning is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish whale.

Donpaning created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donpaning, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Donpaning, she will come to you in dreams.

Donpaning's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Donpaning's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Always help mites.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always obey Donpaning's priests.