Hogfabquim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart raven.

Hogfabquim created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogfabquim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hogfabquim, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hogfabquim's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hogfabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Feed all hungry geese.

3. You must pray to Hogfabquim six times a day.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Respect your elders.