Arnsitjad is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent
spider.
Arnsitjad created gold twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Arnsitjad, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Arnsitjad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Arnsitjad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Arnsitjad's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Put Arnsitjad first in all things.
3. Never think about gravity.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Always stare at clouds.