Arnsitjad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent spider.

Arnsitjad created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arnsitjad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Arnsitjad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arnsitjad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Arnsitjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Put Arnsitjad first in all things.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.