Podbungud is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, loving troll.

Podbungud created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podbungud, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Podbungud, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Podbungud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Podbungud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.