Meglegtagtadlakman is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced
lion.
Meglegtagtadlakman created a Higgs boson three million years ago.
If you believe in
Meglegtagtadlakman, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Meglegtagtadlakman, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Meglegtagtadlakman's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Meglegtagtadlakman's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not bounce in public.
3. Worship no other gods but Meglegtagtadlakman.
4. Never hurt eagles.
5. Do not speak about limes.