Himwabster is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, smart monkey.

Himwabster created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himwabster, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Himwabster, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Himwabster's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Himwabster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Himwabster loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not speak about melons.