Fubhapyak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish beaver.

Fubhapyak created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fubhapyak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fubhapyak, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fubhapyak's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fubhapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.