Nurt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet mole.

Nurt created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurt, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurt, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nurt's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect your elders.