Kanorttail is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish turtle.

Kanorttail created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanorttail, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kanorttail, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kanorttail's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kanorttail's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kanorttail.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.