Megquagdun Tifkonjad Matkinfigquartpitfemarm is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omniscient whale.

Megquagdun Tifkonjad Matkinfigquartpitfemarm created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megquagdun Tifkonjad Matkinfigquartpitfemarm, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Megquagdun Tifkonjad Matkinfigquartpitfemarm, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Megquagdun Tifkonjad Matkinfigquartpitfemarm's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Megquagdun Tifkonjad Matkinfigquartpitfemarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never write about nebulae.