Negsabbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, charitable zebra.

Negsabbam created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negsabbam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Negsabbam, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Negsabbam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Negsabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Never think about moons.