Canmipfid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical mongoose.

Canmipfid created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Canmipfid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Canmipfid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Canmipfid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Canmipfid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canmipfid.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.