Tiningkaplunpang is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fussy lizard.

Tiningkaplunpang created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiningkaplunpang, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiningkaplunpang, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tiningkaplunpang's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tiningkaplunpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Hide if four turtles approach from the south.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Pray towards the east.