Funlogmap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, competent centaur.

Funlogmap created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funlogmap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Funlogmap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Funlogmap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Funlogmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Funlogmap loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. You must pray to Funlogmap nine times a day.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.