Pitvadzog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omniscient butterfly.

Pitvadzog created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitvadzog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pitvadzog, he will come to you in dreams.

Pitvadzog's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pitvadzog's Holy Commandments

1. Pitvadzog loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitvadzog.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about planets.