Tagwigcar is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent weasel.

Tagwigcar created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagwigcar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tagwigcar, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tagwigcar's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tagwigcar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tagwigcar.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.