Sascebkom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, sage wolf.

Sascebkom created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sascebkom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sascebkom, she will curse you with boils.

Sascebkom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sascebkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Hide if four whales approach from the north.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.