Sisnigdanhunsom is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonest dragonfly.

Sisnigdanhunsom created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisnigdanhunsom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sisnigdanhunsom, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sisnigdanhunsom's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Sisnigdanhunsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not cook food in pots.