Titlinpas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil raccoon.

Titlinpas created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titlinpas, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Titlinpas, it will be very unhappy.

Titlinpas' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Titlinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Titlinpas must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.