Kamsafvad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet pigeon.

Kamsafvad created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kamsafvad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kamsafvad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kamsafvad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kamsafvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.