Bagbessfod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, compassionate weasel.

Bagbessfod created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbessfod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bagbessfod, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bagbessfod's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bagbessfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.