Fomappgiddusslibontkik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited swan.

Fomappgiddusslibontkik created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomappgiddusslibontkik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fomappgiddusslibontkik, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fomappgiddusslibontkik's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fomappgiddusslibontkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.