Stragsissand is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, confident snake.

Stragsissand created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragsissand, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stragsissand, she will turn you into a snail.

Stragsissand's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Stragsissand's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stragsissand.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.