Kammigstig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable guinea pig.

Kammigstig created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kammigstig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kammigstig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Kammigstig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kammigstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest green.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear kilts.