Kondavhud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited fish.

Kondavhud created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kondavhud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kondavhud, she will turn you into a mole.

Kondavhud's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kondavhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kondavhud.

5. Always obey Kondavhud's priests.