Huncadmidvenkinkom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented otter.

Huncadmidvenkinkom created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huncadmidvenkinkom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Huncadmidvenkinkom, she will jump up and down on your head.

Huncadmidvenkinkom's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Huncadmidvenkinkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Never sing in the presence of geese.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Always help snakes in need.