Hatnibsat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental raccoon.

Hatnibsat created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatnibsat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hatnibsat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hatnibsat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hatnibsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Hatnibsat.

5. Hatnibsat loves manatees, so they must be honoured.