Limvogratappgam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish swan.

Limvogratappgam created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limvogratappgam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limvogratappgam, he will torture you forever.

Limvogratappgam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Limvogratappgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limvogratappgam.

5. Always obey Limvogratappgam's priests.