Limvogratappgam is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish
swan.
Limvogratappgam created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Limvogratappgam, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Limvogratappgam, he will torture you forever.
Limvogratappgam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Limvogratappgam's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.
2. Do not dye your hair brown.
3. Never talk about comets.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limvogratappgam.
5. Always obey Limvogratappgam's priests.