Sidmabvab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective naga.

Sidmabvab created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sidmabvab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidmabvab, she will send you a sign.

Sidmabvab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sidmabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Always obey Sidmabvab's priests.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Do not make images of living things.