Hotgungenvog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective scorpion.

Hotgungenvog created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotgungenvog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hotgungenvog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hotgungenvog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hotgungenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Run away if seven goats approach from the north.