Targ is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty hedgehog.

Targ created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targ, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Targ, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Targ's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always wear indigo.
Votes: 27       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god