Hinmifkip Wikquagkan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust duck.

Hinmifkip Wikquagkan created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmifkip Wikquagkan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinmifkip Wikquagkan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hinmifkip Wikquagkan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hinmifkip Wikquagkan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hinmifkip Wikquagkan nine times a day.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hinmifkip Wikquagkan.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hinmifkip Wikquagkan.

5. Never look at comets.