Kipbogget is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid mongoose.

Kipbogget created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipbogget, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kipbogget, he will not care.

Kipbogget's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kipbogget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Kipbogget loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.