Arnwodfem is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable cobra.

Arnwodfem created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnwodfem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arnwodfem, it will destroy your home solar system.

Arnwodfem's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Arnwodfem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.