Lenortkem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair pigeon.

Lenortkem created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenortkem, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lenortkem, she will turn you into a mole.

Lenortkem's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Lenortkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Lenortkem loves mice, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Run away if nine geese approach from the east.