Wikcinmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, smart ferret.

Wikcinmot created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikcinmot, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wikcinmot, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wikcinmot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wikcinmot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the east.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Do not listen to music.