Larptalvinqueegyarling Bushuddog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective naga.

Larptalvinqueegyarling Bushuddog created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larptalvinqueegyarling Bushuddog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larptalvinqueegyarling Bushuddog, he will send you a sign.

Larptalvinqueegyarling Bushuddog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Larptalvinqueegyarling Bushuddog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.