Ominrap Quam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome goblin.

Ominrap Quam created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominrap Quam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ominrap Quam, she will torture you forever.

Ominrap Quam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ominrap Quam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Ominrap Quam's name in vain.

5. Do not speak about turnips.