Getarpjip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody seal.

Getarpjip created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Getarpjip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Getarpjip, it will curse you with boils.

Getarpjip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Getarpjip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight badgers approach from the east.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never feed limes to dogs while wearing cyan hats.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.