Konhithab Sitjanbagfad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident penguin.

Konhithab Sitjanbagfad created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Konhithab Sitjanbagfad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Konhithab Sitjanbagfad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Konhithab Sitjanbagfad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Konhithab Sitjanbagfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near gulls.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Do not stand on grass.