Midgutgednat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ruthless alligator.

Midgutgednat created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midgutgednat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Midgutgednat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Midgutgednat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Midgutgednat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midgutgednat.

2. Put Midgutgednat first in all things.

3. Retreat if nine otters approach from the west.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Never write about amino acids.