Ragfomnanlooptipyarpzed is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-powerful hedgehog.

Ragfomnanlooptipyarpzed created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfomnanlooptipyarpzed, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ragfomnanlooptipyarpzed, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ragfomnanlooptipyarpzed's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ragfomnanlooptipyarpzed's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never eat bark.