Pigsugbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, loving dragonfly.

Pigsugbog created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Pigsugbog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pigsugbog, she will not invite you to parties.

Pigsugbog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pigsugbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect your elders.