Nurllam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy skunk.

Nurllam created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurllam, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nurllam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nurllam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Hide if three eagles approach from the east.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.